小情歌

as i was walking home just now, i absentmindedly drafted this short letter in my mind.

dear tummy,

i would appreciate it if you could so kindly hurt only during your allocated time slot, which is 8 hours after i drink the cup of slimming tea, and not before then, as i do not have continuous 24hrs access to the toilet to shit in.

yours gratefully,
owner

LOL.

don’t ask me why i’m torturing myself; i ask myself the same question each time it hurts. but after that i’ll always say, “that was well worth it.” =x

anyways, a nice little song for you to enjoy:

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